my lines are down, you can’t call me/as i float around in space odyssey
2:10 - 3:10 FTW. i’m so blessed that my mom took me to see him live.
true life: i have been living in a brothel for the past 48+ hours. FML.
me: “señorita, when are you due to have your child?”
lady: “my child is 4 years old, i’m not pregnant”
doctor to me: “tell her that she’s in great shape for 77 years old.”
me to patient (in spanish): “señora, you look great for 700 years old…uh, i mean….77.”
today, i learned how to dance bachata.
and ate candy from a stranger.